This is Great!!!
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York
and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of
misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on
the phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce," she
shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the
old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a
single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife. They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their
own way.
Nancy
